Being consigned to the Hufflepuff House at Hogwarts is fairly unsettling. Even worse is to see myself as a character in "The Simpsons"!
And just what the hell am I doing shopping at the "Kwik-E-Mart"? And why have I removed my clerical collar?
The first person to suggest that I'm going browsing amongst the top-shelf magazines will be made the subject of my first "Cursing" class at Hogwarts!
Get Simpsonized here