Tuesday, 26 January 2010

High Finance

This morning in my e-mails I received:

1) an INTERNET BANKING ALERT from hsbc.co.uk.
Must be a mistake though, as I don’t have an account with them.

2) a mail from Ocean Bank telling me that my FUND was approved two days ago.
Oh good, I can go and spend some money!

3) a communication from the INTERCONTINENTAL BANK OF NIGERIA saying that they had received my ATTORNEY.
Which is odd as I don’t recall sending him.

4) and a note from Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs regarding a tax refund that simply says that “The contents of this email and any attachments are confidential a=nd as applicable.” (sic)
Fine. Thanks for telling me.

And by the way ... I was born yesterday as well.


  1. I hate these scams! They make it so difficult to convince people that they really must be sending their money to me!
    My bank details will follow in a separate communication.