This morning an e-mail from the INTERNATIONAL SETTLEMENT DEPARTMENT of the OCEANIC BANK INFORMS ME THAT my loan was approved two days ago.
Another loan approved? I AM popular!
The Hon. Ndudi Elumelu says "Thanks again".
My pleasure. What?
Awah Damaru tells me to read my "URGENT NOTIFICATION"
and my Online Bank Account with ABBEY NATIONAL PLC is about to expire.
Oh dear - I'll contact the Funeral Director.
I don't open these mails, but they do start the morning with a smile.