In the absence of Mad Priest over this weekend, I suppose someone has to keep putting up the bad jokes, so here's one that was sent to me this evening:
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house.'
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Bless you, SR, I just arrived tonight and began with this one. Great cackles of laughter.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean bad joke!? You're holding your own.
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