Saturday 23 May 2009

I have a new friend

At least, I would have if I knew who she was! Thankfully I have a program that allows me to preview e-mail contents without downloading and opening them. I just love the attempt at English .... here are some extracts (my comments in brackets).

Hello!!! How are you? Thanks for your letter! I expected it!!!
(I haven't written one.)

I really have not enough time to speak on a site. Well Let's begin ours e-mail acquaintance?!!!
(No thank you.)

As you already know, that mine Name Tasha. But it not my true name, it my nickname in The Internet. My name Tany. Certainly, I love more, when me Name Tasha because so I name close people.
(What?)

I want, that you sent me also some photos you.
(Get lost.)

Agree, what it is more interesting to communicate and receive a photo?
I will try To thicket to please to you with new photos.

(Sounds interesting, but probably illegal.)

I will tell to you not much about me.
(Okay, don't then.)

Sometimes when it turns out, I happen on picnics to my girlfriends on the nature.
(Er...)

I hope, what it was interesting to you with me?
I wish the good and sated day!
Tasha.


I can't wait for the next one!

4 comments:

  1. I suspect, from her interesting attitude towards the English language, that the lady is, most likely, from Essex.

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  2. Hello!!! Mine name Mimi, but it not my true name, it my nickname in The Internet.

    I see a delightful correspondence coming to bloom in your future, SR.

    As you already know, that mine Name Mimi. But it not my true name, it my nickname in The Internet.

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  3. Dear Moomoo,
    Corresponding with you it make my heart go pitti-pat. I like gumbo and chittlins. How you take it? Steady?

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